Writing

Boy howdy, here’s a jumble of written words meant to delight, inspire, entertain, horrify, shock, and on occasion, confuse. But hey, don’t take my word for it. I’m an artist, and there’s not a one among us who wouldn’t lie through our teeth for a paintbrush and a pair of nickels to rub together. Click to start reading in a new tab!

Sketches

Helium – Lying is a lot of work.

A Taste of Freedom – A businessman meets a cowboy at a bus stop.

God Mic – What happens when God shows up in-person?

Hangover Cure – A holiday hangover cure is everybody’s business.

Un-Aired Shoppers Drug Mart Ad – A 60-second commercial spot.

King of Crocs – A local commercial for one man’s croc emporium.

Headlines & Articles

The Beaverton (I am a writer there.)

New Research Shows the Thing You’re Doing to Cope With Your Depression is the Cause of Your Depression

5 Subtle Ways to Tell Your Friends You’re a Ketamine Guy Now

Toronto is Now North America’s Third-Largest Tech Douchebag Hub

Local Bisexual Leads Doubly Unsatisfying Sex Life

Packets

Clickhole Submission Package

Satirical Headlines & Articles – 25 and 3 of each, respectively

Short Films

Moment of Inspiration – A short history of popular music.

Television

Dude Ranch (Excerpt) – A goth meets a pair of cowboys on her way to a concert.

Theatre

Crunch – A one-page play about a man and a wall.

Short Fiction

The Commandment – A story about a jolly little boy, set in the 50’s.

Badlands (Chapter 1) – A teen fiction fantasy adventure set in Arizona.

Poetry (wow)