Boy howdy, here’s a jumble of written words meant to delight, inspire, entertain, horrify, shock, and on occasion, confuse. But hey, don’t take my word for it. I’m an artist, and there’s not a one among us who wouldn’t lie through our teeth for a paintbrush and a pair of nickels to rub together. Click to start reading in a new tab!


Headlines & Articles

The Beaverton (I am a writer there.)

New Research Shows the Thing You’re Doing to Cope With Your Depression is the Cause of Your Depression

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Toronto is Now North America’s Third-Largest Tech Douchebag Hub


Short Films



Short Fiction

Poetry (wow)