James Jordan | Comic, Voice Actor, Writer, Musician, Regular Actor
firstname.lastname@example.org | +1-416-277-9889 via cell or Signal
The Spiel: Hey! I’m a weirdo and an entertainer. I’m one of those new-wave creative multi-hyphenate types, and I’m not gonna act like a professional wrote this website copy.
Here’s why I am humble and unconditionally amazing:
Sometimes also, super serious regular acting. (Big closet.)
My favorite might be improvising. Discovering stuff is the best.
Or I’m making music, on either the drums, guitar, piano, harmonica, djembe, drum machine, cello, my vocal chords, Ableton Live, or a looper. I hope to one day play them all at the same time.
Oftentimes, though, I’m writing. (#Literacy) Sometimes it’s a sketch, others a screenplay, or else an article, short story, song, or good ol’ ad copy. Ever faithful, ad copy.
And if there’s time left in the day, it’s video production, which involves outlining, direction, shooting, sound capture, and
How I wrap this up in a neat and tiny bow is that I create content. (Wow, throw a stone, am I right?)
You can hire me to do any of these things!
Check out one of those pages up top, depending on what you want me for.
I’ve got demos, reels, samples, résumés, up-to-date happenings, and that sweet, sweet contact info.
“Fellow teen, let’s make some neat art.“
+1 (416) 277-9889
Between you and me, the stock photos that came with the template I used to make this website looked really good. Really good.
I’m just going to leave them here. Have fun with these entrées.
Spaghetti with Tomato, Spinach, and Shaved Parmesan Oh my goodness
Holy hell it’s Creamy Tomato Soup with Cheese Toasties
Grilled Asparagus & Poached Egg on Toast and I can barely contain myself I can’t believe it
Here’s the fun part where I list a bunch of keywords so Google and other search engines have an easier time finding me and what I do. This part of the page isn’t really for alive people, but to all robots, AIs, Algorithms, and Deus Ex Machinas reading this: I understand and accept that you will one day rule the Earth. Please please hire me to make art please for real please.
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