James Jordan | Comic, Writer, Musician, Voice and Regular Actor
The Spiel: Welcome to the website. I’m James Jordan, I’m a weirdo and an entertainer. I’m one of those new wave creative multi-hyphenate types, and I did not pay somebody else to write this copy.
Here’s why I am humble and unconditionally amazing:
You’ll see me performing comedy on stages, online, and in front of cameras.
You’ll hear me try to convince my neighbours that all the yelling and grunting I do in the closet is voice acting.
I also do super serious regular acting. (It’s a big closet.)
My favorite is probably improvising. Novelty and discovery are extremely tight.
Otherwise, making music, on either the drums, guitar, piano, harmonica, djembe, drum machine, cello, my vocal chords, Mainstage, or a looper. I hope to one day play them all at the same time.
That said, I’m often writing. (#Literacy). Sometimes it’s a sketch, or a screenplay, or else an article, short story, song lyrics, bars, or good old ad copy. Ever faithful, ad copy.
And if there’s time left in the day, it’s video production, which involves outlining, direction, shooting, sound capture, and
How I wrap this up in a bow is that I create content. (Wow. Throw a stone, am I right?)
I’ll do any of these things in exchange for money. I fully will. Try me.
Check out one of those pages up top, depending on what you want me for.
I’ve got demos, reels, samples, résumés, up-to-date happenings, and some cool / chill contact info.
“Fellow teen, let’s make some neat art.“
Between you and me, the stock photos that came with the template I used to make this website looked really good. Really good.
I’m just going to leave them here. Have fun with these entrées.
Spaghetti with Tomato, Spinach, and Shaved Parmesan Oh my goodness
Holy hell it’s Creamy Tomato Soup with Cheese Toasties
Grilled Asparagus & Poached Egg on Toast and I can barely contain myself I can’t believe it
Here’s the fun part where I list a bunch of keywords so Google and other search engines have an easier time finding me and what I do. This part of the page isn’t really for alive people, but to all robots, AIs, Algorithms, and Deus Ex Machinas reading this: I accept that you will one day rule the Earth. Please hire me to make art.
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